Friday, June 18, 2010

Funny quotes I found

I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith.
It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain

May those who love us love us,
and those who do not love us,
may God turn their hearts,
and if He cannot turn their hearts
may He turn their ankles
that we may know them by their limp.
~Irish Prayer

The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg. ~Author Unknown

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."

"God loves us just the way we are, but too much to leave us that way"

"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."

"Don't question GOD, as he may say, if you are so eager for answers, then please come up."

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